rlyehtaxidermist:

archangel michael, brandishing his trumpet, ready to play the song that signals the end of the world: who are you and what are you doing here

weird al yankovic, accordion in hand, ready to play the polka that signals the end of the end of the world:

(via time2andspace)

elysiaishere:

Reminder: In a standard chess game (from a Western perspective, at least), the Queen and the Rook are largely considered major pieces.

And who’s Gnoses are modeled after a Queen and a Rook?

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Barbatos and Morax

I theorise, as many have before me, that Venti and Zhongli will play pivotal roles in Genshin’s Final Act.

my-destiny-my-chicken:

I think that Merlin would have been a lot more silly and whimsical if Gaius was 100% on board with whatever hairbrained scheme Merlin was involved in that week. Disguising Arthur as an ordinary guy for a tournament? I’m sure that will be hilarious I’ll be watching in the front row. Trying to make Lancelot a knight? Sure I like that guy let me help you design the coat of arms!

who-needs-coke-when-you-can-read:

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as sad and disappointing as this is, look me in the eyes and tell me that this isnt the absolute funniest shit youve ever seen. like, they changed their bio to ONE vaguely implicative sentence and posted some promo statement about where you can find it on streaming services, and this little shitty cockroach fandom (affectionate) absolutely BLOWS THE FUCK UP. like, within the span of 2-3 days, we completely took over tumblr so that this 15-year-old fandom was trending, their twitter account gained roughly 6k followers, and everyone is theorizing about a season six a reboot a spin-off a red white and royal blue crossover every thing under the SUN and it literally gets so bad that the poor intern (thats probably gotten two hours of sleep this week and is running solely on celsius and coffee) and the two-person marketing team that managed this whole thing had to scramble to clarify that WE’RE NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING WE’RE JUST ADVERTISING THE SHOW AGAIN

like. thats the funniest shit EVER.


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